The Associated Press entertainment editor has put the kibosh on stories about Paris Hilton, the face that launched at least two rehab cases. It finally struck the editor, Jesse Washington, that Hilton’s appeared on their wire on the average of twice a week for the last year. So no, kids, you weren’t imagining it. They really were talking about her all the time. It’s going to take “major” events for her name to appear in their feed again. Gee, just in time for her to probably get her license revoked and maybe wind up with jail time. Major enough?